Are we getting real penguins?

thepianogirl2:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME

mister-smalls:

earthlynation:

Bush Snake by Cameron Azad on Flickr.

just imagine it rising slowly out of the stump like
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

mister-smalls:

earthlynation:

Bush Snake by Cameron Azad on Flickr.

just imagine it rising slowly out of the stump like

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

mamamura:

I don’t know how to react to this

arrafrost:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

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Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

Six people are dead

beppis:

beppis:

look at this, itty bitty llama

please

suicidallyreckless:

I googled ‘upside down cats’ and I am the farthest thing from disappointed

thattallnerdygirl:

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

thattallnerdygirl:

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

pstumpandtheclappers:

HE JUST BLINKS

I feel like posting a few Muppet and Muppet-related headcanons. Why not? (Note: some are sorta spoiler-y for future stories and junk, but more often than not they relate to source material.)

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movies vs. reality

sodamnrelatable:

MOVIES:

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REALITY:

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misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

stammsternenstaub:

theY MADE THE SAME fACE

stammsternenstaub:

theY MADE THE SAME fACE

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.