Are we getting real penguins?

I really didn’t wanna go fuckin’ car looking today. But Mom called me and told me to put my shoes on because “do stuff while there’s still daylight.”

And guess what? Dad’s here too.

And now both are talking to this sales rep that Mom said she didn’t wanna talk to before. (Well maybe you should e thought of that before we parked the car and got outto look not even a minute after you said that.)

hexzell:

Mrs. Packard appreciation post.

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy fucking shit, fucking dinosaurs’ but this was just

omgtsn:

treeckoeater:

LET’S LEAVE.

oh my lord i loved this episode

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

fixitfelixjr:

piggy and kermit in the great muppet caper \_(ツ)_/

fixitfelixjr:

piggy and kermit in the great muppet caper \_(ツ)_/

eightmuppetynotes:

Sentimental Journey- Gonzo and Kermit

unskinny:

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy eating.

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy wearing.

Stop apologizing for how you prefer to spend your day.

Stop apologizing for the things that make you happy.

Please don’t delete artist comments

lackless:

I honestly don’t care if the comment was “cucumbers are delicious,” or “I drew this picture during a time of intense constipation.” Please don’t remove the artist comments.

It’s really disrespectful and sends the message that while you like the art enough to reblog it, you don’t think of the original artist as a person with opinions or feelings.

stankd:

Cats Don’t Dance (1997)

mycroftplayingoperation:

when my OTP is becoming canon

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when my OTP is having an eyefuck moment

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when my OTP is kissing

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when my OTP is breathing the same air

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strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

laughterkey:

buzzfeed:

queen-of-evrything:

jamieaiken919:

mister-smalls:

kingcheddarxvii:

This is the most perfect video on the whole fricked up internet and we all owe it to ourselves to watch it once a day

cutest thing to ever happen on the Muppet Show, bar none

I’m not crying you’re crying

SHUT UP

This just made my day

If Rowlf isn’t your favorite Muppet we need to talk.

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face