This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
TRIPLE HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME
just imagine it rising slowly out of the stump like
I don’t know how to react to this
I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start
I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here
Six people are dead
I googled ‘upside down cats’ and I am the farthest thing from disappointed
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
HE JUST BLINKS
I feel like posting a few Muppet and Muppet-related headcanons. Why not? (Note: some are sorta spoiler-y for future stories and junk, but more often than not they relate to source material.)
i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”
theY MADE THE SAME fACE
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.